At this point I will see anything if there’s a chance Dave “the better” Franco is in it (imdb says he’s in it).

most guys I know have never heard of the Men’s Rights Movements and I like to think they would find it disturbing if they did

#NotAllCops

When this show premieres six other versions of it will happen in separate timelines.

I’m excited for this.

I feel a sense of loss with him that I haven’t felt with any other celebrity. He in that movie right there was my first crush. I was just always so enraptured with him. He also seemed like a great sport.

I know two Randi/ys. One is RandEYE and the other RandWHY.

I’ve always thought all cum was funky. In fact I’ve always been so self-conscious about it that I’ve nearly never completed the act of receiving oral sex.

i will just copy and paste what i posted yesterday on IO9

Jezebel, you need to stop posting Steven Avery stories so I can actually get some work done at work instead of just reading endless comment sections.

when neither of them knew what the word “inconsistent” meant. :((

During Y2K, I was at a Sam’s Club in AL. There was an elderly woman in front of me who had cases and cases of nothing but asparagus. Not lying: when the cashier joked that she really must like asparagus, the old lady didn’t miss a beat: “If the world ends and I gotta drink my own pee, it’s by god gonna have some…

“The commenters outside looked from feminist to troll, and from troll to feminist, and from feminist to troll again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

Can people stop freaking the fuck out about herpes? One in six Americans has genital herpes. It’s absurdly common, very treatable, and once on Valtrex, the vast majority of people with the disease have extremely rare outbreaks or even none at all after contracting it.

That’s still illegal and should be classified as rape since an inmate can never truly consent due the power dynamics.

These girls couldn’t be doing this with the encouragement and support of their parents.

here is my two cents nobody asked for: Not quite sure why the Unicorns can’t just form their own Girl Scout troop and do outdoor stuff with girls their own age. The whole point of these organizations is to develop skills and friendships among a gender-specific peer group. If you don’t want to participate according to…

I’m pretty sure that was the point. War didn’t magically solve these issues, and by the third book it’s abundantly clear that Katniss is suffering some pretty major PTSD. I’m always so surprised at people that were disappointed in Mockingjay, and how everything didn’t come to a neat, happy little resolution. I liked…

I went to go see Tarzan in theatres. It was my first movie theatre experience and I was like, three. Phil Collins started singing You’ll Be In My Heart, and I started crying and stood up in my high chair-clad seat and yelled, “A gorilla will never be in my heart! Jesus is the only thing in my heart!”

No man that is kissing distance. It’s fiiiiine.