I have given up soda for my diet, I know I sound crazy...but I’m having withdrawals and am craving Coca Cola.

Honestly, the state of his penis is not even the first thing I would worry about when letting a complete stranger (it did say they met on the internet, didn’t it?) blindfold me. I mean, sure, it could be small/weird/rotting off. But that person could also a) strangle you, b) stab you, c) hit you, d) film you, e) rob…

See, that is what got me? No WAY IN HELL I am being blindfolded fro a hook up. NO WAY.

Butt out of it Gwyn

I love the rock.

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s so like nu metal

Which corner is your comfy corner? Mine is the far right corner, the furthest from the door.

I Stand With Poot.

I support abstinence-based sex ed because I’m tired of seeing everyone’s baby.

I feel like the classiest and most parental thing for Rosie to do when asked about her daughter is to say that she loves her and that she has no further comment other then to ask that the media give her family and children privacy.