Dear General Kelly,

Remember the good old days of about a year ago when you could turn on the news in the morning without having to take a deep breath and thinking “Well, what the fuck did numbnuts do while I was asleep?” before hitting the power button on the remote?

Supposedly Trump acts like a spoiled child on purpose because he knows, if he does it enough, Ivanka will eventually spank him.

Counterpoint: Yes you fucking should.

I actually remember that episode of Laugh-In. Nixon was actually a good sport at one point...

The amount of 1s in that gif is perfect. This is a short con with probably little actual payoff given the backlash.

Does it purr? Will it attack my feet in the morning to wake me up? Because those are arguably more important features than tail wagging.

CATS!

The Keeley book looks super interesting, I may go get that on Audible next. I have similar tastes. Am reading Adrian Goldsworthy’s “In the Name of Rome”, about Roman generalship. I think Rome and WW1 are the two time periods I seem to be most interested in right now. Thanks for the reply

It’s easy to treat people as accessories when you have no humanity. The talking pile of diarrhea (no disrespect to piles of diarrhea) can’t even bring himself pretend to have compassion for people that aren’t him.

Also, cheese is fat and you are no fun at parties.

Both parties do this all. The. Time.

Alexander, last of the good Popes.

So...you’re saying the 2016 election could have been a “glitch?” Because I’m good with that interpretation.

So, you’re saying the label should instead read: rolled oats, brown sugar, spices, and prostitution?

It makes you blind, it does you in
It makes you think you’re pretty tough
It makes you prone to crime and sin
It makes you say things off the cuff

What’s your fav history period to study? (I too, am a fan of history)

And it can come pretty cheap...

Too bad, I stand by it. ;). Love may exist as an emotion, but it’s not something that can be measured out and stirred into a bowl of oats, seeds and sugar syrup.