I’ve got a pretty good track record of predicting winners in this kind of thing, as my massive collection of Betamax tapes, Laserdiscs, Minidiscs, HD-DVD, and Sega Master System games can attest.

Calling it- Joanna definitely wrote this takedown.

I imagine I’d ask for help. Surely in this day and age that would have been possible.

But to search Japanese archives, the filmmakers would have needed a researcher who could read Japanese. How do you expect them to do that?

Maybe in Japan things like facts still matter, but we’re making America great one ridiculous rumor at a time!

I’ve recently come across buns sliced down the top and wondered, “What is this lunacy?” However, the structural integrity of the bun remained intact. You could say it’s the greatest invention since...well, sliced bread.

Well, it was 2006-16, so they were not all bad teams although there was plenty of bad baseball. They were really good seats, 25th row, third base side, even with the back of the pitching mound. Really great for watching good lefties like Sale or Buehrle. We split the tix 6 ways so it was 13 games a year and I made…

Where the hell am I going to get explosive plates!?

What’s it gonna take for someone, or some group of idiots to realize what the hell is going on here? It’s like dumbfuck day is every waking moment with this clown.

As a sports dad, I loathe the “snack schedule” email from the team mom. We can pack our own snacks, thanks. I don’t need to be one-upped by the Pinterest mom from hell. She can bring her kid his own snack in a bio-degradable bucket that also serves as a coloring book, an SPF 45 hat, and a carrying device - all with…

When you split that bun to allow the hot dog into it, it effectively becomes two pieces, even if they are still connected at one edge.

Through a fried egg on that and you have a deal.

I eat something green before noon. Don’t the green clovers that come with the pink hearts, yellow moons, and orange stars count?

This seems like one of those ideas that someone pitched to the Mayor as a splashy policy that would generate a lot of “tough love” good publicity, but lord will it have massive amounts of unforeseen (or completely foreseeable from some peoples’ points of view) consequences. For instance; disabled children won’t get a…

You’re not wrong but it’s called catholic guilt for a reason.

Trump is so shitty and stupid he’s even bad at being fascist. This song is fucking terrible. When he finally rolls out uniforms for the party I bet they’ll be candy-striped and have wheelie shoes.

Every time I think I’ve heard/read the stupidest thing ever, I read those. And the bottom of the barrel get deeper...

Although...for those of us who church, this now makes it so much easier to avoid finding yourself in a right wing wacko congregation. Before attending, simply call their office and ask if they sing “that new Make America Great Again song.” If they answer “yes” (and enthusiastically) move on to the next one on your…

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

guy with sunglasses again? where the ladies at?