For greater density, Saturn’s rings would do the trick

On the one hand, you’re right. On the other hand, I haven’t had raging diarrhea in a few months.

they are the shittiest tacos ever. and i like them for some god awful reason.

Not with that kind of attitude.

Get out of here with your “Science”!

“You’re not doing this act of terror thing right. I’m sure you meant to bomb Canada.”

God damn, now I want some JITB tacos.

Those are the ones where the cheese is like just a slice of American, right?

Jack in the Box tacos make T Bell look like authentic Mexican food

Greatest drunk food ever? They must be in running.

Taco Bell begs to differ with this analysis.

Amateur. My record is 17. No regrets. Except for the heart disease.

Jesus kid get your nudes from the internet like the rest of us.

As the exhausted patient of a dental practice that blasts Christian music, has Christian “art” everywhere, and whose employees ask me occasionally what church I go to, I say with excitement, sue their Christian asses out of business.

Water? Like from the toilet?

The Chevelle by itself would probably do the trick.

Someone should tell them drinking smartwater doesn’t actually make them smart.

You got me, I’m a cop. Everyone knows that only cops would think that drinking and driving is a bad idea. Foiled again!

Spot on! I’ve always depended on Dr. Jack (Daniels) to get me through the rough breakups. In fact, he’s the only thing besides some ideas Angela Bassett shared with me once :)