The reason is ridiculously simple

I need a simple, sensible answer as to why any civilian needs an assault rifle, besides for masterbatory “Howlin’ Commando” pinneped famtasies

Ted Cruz, who is not unacquainted with politics, made the following statement

Once, in San Antonio, at a gun show, I saw an ERMA Mp40 on a display table. I idly asked the vendor how much it was.

Ignorant fools!

Why not

Been there Done that

Ms. Lower

The Krell Homeworld

Welcome to Harrisonville, NJ

Why?

For conspicuous gallantry and service to Humanity, above and beyond the call of duty

I have tried sweet potato ook (it does not deserve to be called pie) more than once over the past seven decades and I have yet to be impressed

As I posted elsewhere

There are still not enough

Pence, please, oh, please let it be Pence,please, please, please,Pence, please, oh, please let it be Pence,please, please, please,Pence, please, oh, please let it be Pence,please, please, please,Pence, please, oh, please let it be Pence,please, please, please, Pence, please, oh, please let it be Pence,please, please,…

The current US flag has been so dishonored and besmirched and dragged through the filth since a display pin sprang into being in the Arch-traitor’s lapel in 1970, that I really think that it should be replaced with a new design.

You did NOT just mix 15 year-old The Macallan with club soda?

Ship him to the Solomons for the Feast of Tuka