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The reason they went away is, once you’re inside, what do you do with the damn thing?

Serafina, I hope you are still waking up with the joy of a new day, and a bazillion grandkids

O frabjous day

Thank you for your service, you poor stupid twit

This may come as a shock, but Erinn Hayes is actually just fine

Yes, they do print it faster than you can read it, therefore, you have to prioritize.

Doctor,

All of those goddam chickenhawks can go die in a fire

Sorry, man, but it is morning in Funfundvierzig’s Amerika and your skin is just the wrong color

My daughters, IMHO. did not cry enough. Oh, yes, they would cry if they were physically hurt, but it never lasted that long. It took a really nasty emotional shock to get them to weep, even when they were young. When they were teenagers, I only saw the eldest cry once, her younger sister never did.

Yes, but like Diana, you would know, and sometimes that is all that is needed

What is wrong with you people?

The real first verse of the National Tantrum

New word for the 2018 OED

Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team.

Hey, Trumpelthinskin, does the word contract strike a familiar note?

I had the one of these made for my date decades ago, without the Fernet. She wanted to know what it was called so I made up Matins on the spur of the moment

Obama BAAAAAAAD

She is extremely lucky that she did not try pulling this stunt across the pond

Go look it up.