4 ounce arm-curls

I caught this young woman on Colbert last week

Also, aren’t you simply sick of “patriots” wearing the F*L*A*G in their boutonnieres?

simplicity itself

I have a solution

Brave

Nope, for two reasons

The internet is FOREVER!

Typical display of Alt-Right courage

You mean for raising a pair of anti-establishment, vicious, sarcastic, cynical, too clever by half, free-thinking, independent, capable young women?

My youngest daughter is in the big crowd somewhere

They gotta have nudity and sex

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Simple

I wouldn’t wake up my eldest daughter for anything

Isn’t that a little tacky?

That’s not a Muppet

All Hope Abandon, Ye Who Enter Here