Aren’t the post-coital cleanups a pain?

What’s wrong with this photo?

But what about the Great Old Ones?

Shocking dress styles from my senior prom

The 60-year old malt Scotch of hot sauce

Forget it, Jake

Personal family matters

Rimless glasses - check

Of course, that way your complaint can be spiked by experts

Depends on what you call norms. Remember, for most of homo erectus schmuckus time on Earth, slavery was the norm.

They cannot be shamed back into submission

Since inauguration, it’s been

I’d really like to feel sorry for her, but

Typical Trumpist

Diplomats traveling on behalf of the government use black passports to identify themselves as diplomats entitled to immunity and privileges. The government also issues a red passport, which is used by individuals traveling on government business without diplomatic status.

These bounty hunters get 25% of what they recover

I knew that there was a reason I hated you

So all those lunches I had with colleagues were somehow sexual in nature?

Unless it’s transparent, Ol’45 will lose a bunch of property value

The one good thing about this mess is that Mar-A-Lago will be one of the first to submerge