Trump’s wall protects America from immigrants AND chemtrails.

Sounds legit to me. Carbs are trying to kill us.

None of those are a great idea, especially Paleo and Atkins. Eat less of everything and exercise more, it’s the only real good way to lose weight.

My snow day movie is John Carpenter’s The Thing.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

Double Muslims.

My favorite part of this joke is how it comes full circle: After Murdock passes out later, you can see he’s wearing Lakers uniform shorts as he’s being carried out of the cockpit.

he’s hiding out with John Mcafee, planning their presidential run

I think you’re correct, and the correction would have been “they’re” anyway.

(I think “their” were part of the joke. But if you new that, than its ok.)

You sound like a moron with no sense of humor

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

Yes what VAG desperately needs right now is to bring over a bunch of vehicles that approximately 14 people will actually buy. That will dig them out of the hole quick.

I am so sick of this. I’m Appalachian, and I was raised to treat people with empathy. It was never acceptable in my household to slander gays or trans* people. Ever. Can we stop being absolute jerks to people from my region? Because it reeks of classism and something awfully close to ethnic hatred.

From an autopsy perspective, there is no way this was not a suicide and I’m confident the independent autopsy will just further reaffirm this (we may not actually hear the results of that autopsy, however). The police, hospital, prosecutor, prison staff and coroner are not all complicit in covering up a murder here.…

You’ve left out a key connection between Jobs and Lucas. Pixar was founded by George Lucas. They made specialized graphics hardware used for effects. When Lucas had to raise money for his divorce he sold Pixar to Steve Jobs.

Even more fun was Atari SCRAM, a reactor simulator for the Atari 400/800. Modeled on the Three Mile Island reactor, you could adjust core reactivity, coolant pressures and so forth to generate power. Every and then an earthquake would break something and you had to figure out what from the temperature and pressure…