I kind of want to go there on vacation.

Hey, hey, hey, don’t kink shame!

Really depends if the cameras where there before beginning tenancy. If they were, then you are just picking sour grapes in this situation. 

It’s not bad, but I wouldn’t call it gorgeous. It seems vaguely derivative to me.

You millennials and your newfangled gadgets.

When you’ve got a loyal customer that’s already been through three copies of your product, it might be time to give them a free upgrade.

You’re a monster.

TBH aren’t all Bugatti’s ugly?

Yeah, I just updated my app and I’m not seeing this path to access these settings.

Here’s an even better tip: delete your account and spend your free time making a positive contribution to the world instead of going out of your way to troll articles about products you’re not interested in.

People who recline are monsters. Full stop. 

I bet Alsup never cried while reading an old calendar.

The way I heard it was “Don’t lend your money to your friends unless you never want to see either of them again.”

I’m sorry that you feel marginalized by pet owners.

Anyone could’ve hit that, and it’s not a pylon it’s a cone in the parking lot of the restaurant. You’re making a mountain out of a mole hill. Someone should take your press pass

Hamburgers have gotten fancier.

STILL NOT GENERIC because Gilead is fighting it

Chonk-E

Next on Evil Week: How to run a beloved community into the ground. All you need is a website, passionate readers, auto-start video ads, and a shitty mantra. Just pulling things out of the air, let’s use “Stick to Sports.”

That is perhaps the WORST film technique that I have ever seen.