Found Thomas Jefferson.

When are we finally going to put a person of color on some paper money?! You know who would be great for this? Idris Elba...

He. Is. So. Pretty.

I gotta disagree this time. She was talking about using IVF on tv and idiots came running on twitter. Like “God didn’t mean for you to have a child” idiots.

I live in Texas, and I find it easier to tell people I just met “I don’t eat meat but I do eat seafood” than “I’m a pescetarian.” They know what I mean, no wings or ribs or steak or other BBQ mammals.

*whispers* But but but I like Mumford & Sons.

You can’t be thin skinned to live here, that’s the thing. If you’re thin skinned, how will you ever be able to drink a dunkins ice coffee in -17 degree weather. ;)

So you are not being judgemental, you are just saying that your way is more ethical, more Godly, cheaper, better for the eater and the environment, more mindful, and more disciplined.

In case any of my fellow Hamilton nerds haven’t seen it yet, OMG this story board animation of Hamilton’s death monologue.

I’ve read that LMM’s been talking to directors about filming the original cast.

Better than the potato famine ad:

Yep, flagged it for hate speech.

Actually most illegal workers do contribute in taxes, and they claim very little benefits. And yes there should be a easy way to naturalize, but on average and without a big company sponsor or marriage it can take a hundreds of thousands of dollars and 10 yeas for a person to move to US legally.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

You buy a smoker and a whole turkey. It’s kind of an expensive way to make greens.

Their chicken spring rolls are a’ight, as are the potstickers.

I love the tortilla-crusted fish with rice, though it can be hard to find that one. Also, their turkey dinner is actually pretty decent.

Listen, I eat a Lean Cuisine every damn day. It’s $1.88. What more needs to be said.