Until you’re 25 you can get one at Children’s Hospital in Westminster (probably the other ones too) and they go through everything before they give you the IUD. I know that does nothing for guys, but ladies get the whole spiel first.

Mirena. The insertion was a bummer, don’t plan on doing anything after, the whole dilating and then undilating of the cervix hurt for me and I made the mistake of going to a study session after instead of laying on a couch with a hot water bottle and Netflix. Past that, no pills, light periods, all the joy.

Does this mean the state house has decided that IUDs don’t cause abortions? Yay!

Fortunately, Demelza is 100,000,000 X better than Elizabeth.

This show fills the Outlander void left in my heart. I only wish it was on HBO.

My parents got civil unioned in Denmark in the 80’s. They wore jeans, sweat shirts, sneakers and shook hands at the end of the ceremony. If I ever find a Mr. Murphys I hope to do the same.

You’re supposed to take them at the same time each day and it’s suggested that you take them with a meal (cause they may make you nauseous) so a lot of people prefer to take them later in the day, hence the carrying them in your purse.

Maybe turns off the part of your brain that judges you for having sexy times with all of the side effects that make you say “no, not tonight, i’m nauseous/ tired/ dizzy/ you’re still not John Corbett”

Sunglasses with pictures of Joe Mangianello taped on the inside of the lens. Or Stephen Colbert. Or John Corbett.

Be that guy, fulfill your destiny.

OMG, trains! I was on the light rail at 1:30 am in Denver a few months ago and a guy was playing his music out loud on his phone speakers. It took 3 stops for me to decide that I didn’t need to be concerned about some train asshole and move down the car where, another asshole starts making jokes to me about annoying…

I’m glad you weren’t (aren’t?) a murderer!

Yeah, it’s my continual failing (or greatest strength?) in dating is that I’m very aware of all of the situations which could lead to my murder. Which is a pity because the guy seemed pretty cool, but once I had that death narrative in my head I couldn’t get it out.

#enoughmentoestablishapatternwhichservestoprotectagainststalkingrapeormurder

We’ve been taught to assume that all men are creepers and that married men are just creepers who are trying to cheat. It would be more pleasant to assume the opposite, but you hit the target more often assuming they’re creepers.

Eh, it’s not like she doesn’t already have a girl and it’s unlikely to start a wave of people having sex selective implantations. Sex selective abortions are a much steeper slippery slope, this is more of a slippery flat surface.

Thank you. I’m just so used to be people not knowing anything about women’s soccer I thought he was serious. I haven’t followed much of Sepp or the FIFA debacle.

Yes, I do understand the concept of a joke and that this is one. I don’t understand what the joke is in this case.

I don’t get it.... :(

Olympic Gold Medalist, starting forward for the Portland Thorns (Get Thorny!), 52 goals for the USWNT.