I loved it! Congratulations on your fictional/imaginary/prank wedding! <Sincerity (which is a thing I feel like I have to say because everything on the internet seems to be taken as sarcasm). That’s a pretty good prank which is of course lost to the internet age.

So they don’t cast Ryan Reynolds as the main character?

Really? I had a professor who lived up there (she still does, just isn’t my professor anymore) who made it seem like the weather was cray. Down here (Golden) it’s pretty shitty in the winter.

I could watch this in it’s silent entirety.

Not at all. Just this every expanding trend to have a million pre-events which a guest must bring a gift to. I understand I have the option not to attend, or to bring cash or something, but I’ve gotten side eye in the past for not wanting to go to all the events. It’s really the sheer number of gift giving events that…

So we should all pare down the amount of shit we invite people to. :)

I’m sorry. :(And on the other side you’ve got assholes like me screaming “I can’t afford to be your friend!” There’s no winning.

Excessive amounts. You can get some pretty good deals in the off season and they’ve got a channel that plays the Shining 24/7.

I’m talking about there being three or four events before a wedding all with a gift list and the fact that at this age (mid-20s) people are getting invited to four or five weddings a year. That shit adds up. I get being broke and not having the household decked out to your pinterest dream board standards, but who…

That people shouldn’t have seventeen different pre-wedding events, each with it’s attached guest list and the general snark directed at people who don’t bring gifts, even though people continually say that gifts aren’t mandatory.

Preach! And with every event a mandatory tithing! Registries made sense when people weren’t living on their own/ with their spouse before the wedding, but these days? Everyone I know getting married has lived with their significant other for years. They have apartments full of crap, why do you need a crystal punch…

I’m shocked when this happens in a regular news story (not prompted by a racially motivated terrorist attack) but this? Don’t you have anyone in your office looking at shit going “eh, that’s gonna look bad, lets pump up the diversity on this one”. And it’s not just NBC, it’s all over the place, like idiots who fill…

Beyond the comparison between Three and Jayne, Five is wearing Kaylee’s go to outfit:

It really is. Guys here keep talking about starting a “Society of White Male Engineers” because they feel so marginalized.

West of Denver?

Im not sure that’s common knowledge. The only reference to it being a pejorative is urban dictionary which isn’t particularly reliable.

I wasn’t aware it was considered a slur.

Frenchy? I’m not sure what you’re taking issue with...

Oh man, I had a french skincare salesman at the mall tell me all about my giant pores. Like, fuck you, frenchie, no one asked you.

I’m always so amused by this shit, like “you’re a 5 on the coasts but a solid 7 inland” as if the men saying it are goddess’ gift to women. I just finished my masters degree at a 75% male school where guys say shit like this all the time. And they’re some strange looking, reddit lurking, mother fuckers. The women’s…