That’s amazing that you all make sure to keep extra products around. I wish more COs were like that.

It is a body fluid hazard at the least and a major inhumanity. There is absolutely no reason. Every unit has supplies. Most female officers at my facility kept extras in their desk. I’ve seen them go get an inmate clean panties from commissary on their break. I myself fought, along with others, to replace the tiny…

I missed the part in The Avengers where Thor realized that Loki was too dangerous to live, so he snapped his neck.

Lots and lots of whippets.

What about semen? My semen is still sterile right? And chock full of protein?

I know this sounds so simple, but certain people, such as my wife, have had Montessori educations and are very skilled with people. She never answers a yes or no question directly, unless forced. Example:

From the Vulture posting about this:

Wait... Gillian Anderson made up like Lucille Ball and seducing someone through a television set?

“...I’m sure he could have readily convinced a blackout drunk girl to have sex with him...”

He is an elected official so people will just have to not vote for him next go-around.

They spelled this asshole’s name wrong in the article! It’s Persky, not Perksy. I just want to make sure that anyone who googles him will get this article, but I’m a lowly grey.

“Stay thirsty, my friend.”

Blake probably thinks it’s real.

I just died. I am dead.

He always looks like he just sharted.

*PUKING FOREVER*

Why does he always look like that? Like an extruding hemorrhoid. It’s really a toss up between him and Ted Cruz vis-a-vis who is just balls-out uglier.

Honestly, that man has a horrific face.

He's a pretty good example of "I have a problem so all the rest of you must be wrong." Hey dude. If coffee and tea get you sexually excited...well maybe you're the ONLY ONE who really needs to stop drinking coffee and tea, or dipping your balls in it or whatever the fuck you were doing that got you on this tear, kay?

I’m pretty sure the monster was intelligent and physically very capable... it was also good and morally upright when it was created. It was just very ugly.