Religion gave ​slaves a sense of self worth and a hope for ​salvation in this life and the next

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Once you’ve gone pasty, you’ll find it quite tasty.

a) not in the us b) i mean, my point is you hate me viciously because i don’t use capitals or punctuate here. i just thought if your vitriol was going to be there, it should be backed up, sweet flower.

This was pretty much my first thought, too. I’m sure he’ll find a way to stick his dusty mold-face into it.

The final SNL episode that Hartman and Farley were in as cast mates, had the last shot of them hugging each other and waving goodbye to the camera. Within less than a year of that episode airing, they were both dead. Tragic...

I covered my horns with a hair bump also

That’s a cute top!

If they fictionalize it, a blowsy Alicia Silverstone will play her. DJ Qualls, the husband.

would 100% watch

Ewww

you WON her.....she wouldn’t be a trophy if you weren’t #WINNING

Shouldn’t that be:

Yay sobriety and recovery!

Sadly, I am a Mr. Hyde, which is why I checked myself into rehab more than 8 years ago and haven’t had a drink since....

Well, I, for one plan to engage in my own plot for eternal youthfulness by bathing in the tears of old dried up white dudes like Tony. Because although he might be becoming aware of his own mortality, truth is he’ll be considered bangable for a while, even with the high douche quotient.

She is! And it's refreshing to see a belly that has stretch marks.

Exactly. I love that photo. I hope I look that great after 2 kids and being a 90s supermodel with all the drugs and partying around. Bless you Cindy! I wish I had your genes!

There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…