Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke Cris Carter like a bitch?

Andrea said that was the wet spot. SHE SAID IT WAS THE WET SPOT!

You can always tell Jim Tomsula was just there cause at least a chip is on the floor afterwards.

+1 freshly emptied clip.

When will Baseball finally deal with CTE?

No. It’s not the max filter.

The Rubio Revolution: Your Rights Will Be First Against The Wall.

And here I thought Gawker Dating was back up and running.

Moose Munch, which sounds like a filthy act of sexual deviancy but is not!

In the end, perhaps this is mainly a reminder that our electoral system is baffling and completely nonsensical.

Yeah, leave that for Nirvana.

Yeah...

Republicans want to treat women’s rights like a gym membership: Sure, you technically can go, but it’s much harder than you envisioned.

Life will find a way.

But the truth is out there. Like right up there. Do it for Fox and Dana.

Penis. It = penis.

Sliced it clean open with a finger nail. Didn’t really notice immediately. Then so much shock and tears.

Watched plane one hit the first tower, fucked, saw the second plane hit. Figured out it was terrorism, and cried for fucking in the middle. Two “big deaths” and one little. :(

Yeah, Ariana, I get it: First the math teachers, then Sting, BetaMax tapes, slightly burnt coffee, a smell lingering in your nose, scrunchies that are worn out, flaky dead skin, and curved butt plugs. Then on like that, in that manner —and so forth.

“These are classy moobs. Classy, baby.”