Battlestar Galactica? Or too soon?

Stigmata, Stigmetsa.

God cares who wins NASCAR, and God controls the lightning.

Actually, it’s pronounced Throatwobbler-Mangrove!

I will gladly die fighting on this hill. (Mound, actually.) The DH is an ABOMINATION to the game, and I would have said the same thing if I were alive when it was first introduced. NINE DUDES IN THE FIELD. (Or ladies, if they can compete.) SAME NINE DUDES (again, or ladies, as appropriate) on offense! Yes yes, you…

“He can’t go the other way, either, as first base was also subjected to an act of Piracy.”
-Lloyd McClendon

Personally, I’m disappointed that he didn’t try to pick up the bag and run to third.

*sigh*

My mom used to yell, “If you make it, we’ll go to McDonald’s!”

Service ticket #4578: Confirmed operation of and effectiveness of cannon.

I hated the Yankees when I was a kid, then my 15th birthday happened and I realized hating a sports team was moronic and my energy was better spent hating people from Vermont. People from Vermont sneak through the cracks but they are objectively bad people. It’s taking me a while to get there but my point is Angel…

All USA Basketball has to do is verify the player has a better-than 1.54 TD/INT ratio.

Somewhere, Sid’s leg just broke off again out of pure sympathy.

“C-Span is looking to move on from its ‘take random calls from unemployed racist cranks’ model of controversy-ginning”

Even if it’s $7.25 or $7.50 yeah.

I assume the racing stripe is indeed common in Indianapolis.

Sir Marc-Andre Fleury, Keeper of Creases, has a certain ring to it that I like.

Interesting that the Redskins and Braves both have reservations about other people taking what’s their’s.

Eh. I believe Pepe is the reason they are there. He wins so many balls. Hate the guy, but damn if he hasn’t taken over the entire defense.

On the other hand, it could be pointed out that JPP is ready for when inflation causes Subway to advertise the $7 footlong.