I am. As long as they are good stories and movies. 

M*A*S*H is a great example of a show that never should have gotten a second season. 

Finally. A Dodgers’ jersey I can wear to church.  

The solution is to change the radius and/or banking in the Tunnel Turn. Drivers can carry so much speed on the rest of the track at two, three and four wide.  The Tunnel just squeezes you down so tightly and there is barely a groove for side by side racing. Chopping the Tunnel to make more a “quad-oval” type turn…

E......um.......everyone. 

Why is the track worker wearing shorts and a t-shirt? I wouldn’t go opening up the hood (with the possibility of a fireball) dressed as he was. Given how long it took to extinguish the fire after the hose got there, the 20 lbs fire extinguisher wasn’t going to do any good. The driver was out of the vehicle and safe.…

I just spent far more time watching a High School Musical scene than I ever wanted to. You sir, have made my list. 

Beautifully amusing. I worked a minor league hockey game once where a fight broke out during the warm up skate. No on ice officials, no coaches just 18 skaters and four goalies causing hate and discontent. I asked one of the off ice officials if we should intervene and he said no..they talked to the league and the…

Nope. Things that happen “on the field” are specifically up to the umpires and league officials to deal with. Now if someone had gotten involved from the stands.....

I just hope this “airs” before I cancel my Netflix (after N loses The Office and all the Marvel movies).

I’d like to say that this is the official moment when Afonso jumped the shark. My dad showed me this on his Facebook two days ago. 

I would like to see x-ray that was taken of this kid. Is that some we can FOIA, or is I considered too sensitive?

We had a donkey-borne IED once. They put two 105s in the saddle bags. Didn’t need an X-ray machine. The  saddle bags weren’t big enough. 

Now he will have superpowers. 

I’ve worked hundreds of concerts, sports and entertainment events including WWE and whatever they call TNA these days (both house shows and television). They always, always have a posted schedule with an expected end time. Anecdotally, the WWE shows were always within 5 minutes of the projected time.

In other word:  Shut up your face. 

“We’re not athletes, we’re baseball players.”  Mr. Baseball 1992. Cincinnati Reds 2019. That’s the evolution of the game for ya.  

How about we make a written rule in baseball:  You bean someone in the head, you are automatically ejected. Intentionally or not.  

Jamocha From the Heavens. New band name I called it. 

The real question is, has Stephen A Smith FaceTimed a video about it yet?