Saying Al Assad is “outside” of Baghdad is like saying Albany is outside of New York City or Tijuana is outside LA. Technically true, but it really gives no relation to the actual distance between the two points.

As a former supply sergeant, we don’t want any officers mucking around with our room. 

When was the last time anyone was called for a slew-foot?

I found that it is usually best to apologize for incontinence early and frequently. 

For a groin goal that actually counted:

The fight itself does not show how bad things are, the fact that none of the captains cared enough to try to stop the fight shows how bad it is. No leadership from the bench and no leadership on the ice. Good luck St Louis. 

Top men are working on that. 

Earnhardt hitting a seagull at Daytona in 91.

The “ unfinished” part you are seeing is actually the newest addition. The Nitro Rally Cross track. In reality, should a track ever be finished?

Glad I’m not the only one. 

Once again, why is Dave Roberts doing post game press conferences?  He should just send up his spreadsheets. 

The long snapper has been protected since the start of the ‘13 season. There is clear contact from the elbow to the head.  Probably not the spirit of the rule, but definitely the letter of the rule.

It seems like every week there are a few moments that it is nice to be a Bears fan. This is one of those fleeting, all to few moments.

You’ll still a ticket for a forward facing blue (or red) light in my state. 

VGK fan here. I expect them to make the playoffs. A first round win would be overachieving. 

That cop got so much internet crap for cheering. 

I hate the neighborhood play. 

85 Bears fan here. Am I a zombie? Did I die and just not read my obituary so I don’t know it?

I want to know the story behind the scar on the back of Mason’s head. 

COTD