My favorite Jason Chaffetz story: I got out of the Army right in his first term as a Congressman. He was (unfortunately) my Congressman at the time. I had a problem with DFAS saying I owed them a significant amount of money. I didn’t and it actually resulted in them paying me owed money. In the interim, I decided…

Ok. I will.

When someone makes constant small corrections in their lane. It is an obvious sign that they only look as far down the road as their own hood and therefore are unprepared for an unexpected event down the road.

Best umpire ever.

Does he get his name in the paper with the witnesses like at the local muni?

It looked horrible on TV. The lines made the broadcast look choppy and pixelated. They needed to be twice the length in order to look good tv.

Defenseman? He is going to get eaten alive by some 4th line center in the AHL that got called up from the ECHL just to make him look stupid. And that is just in practice. Wait until he plays against another team.

The parachute dropping out and dragging on the ground at the end. It looks like it is trying so hard to do the job, but too late. Sad parachute.

I have been a Colorado Avalanche fan since they came to Denver. The only person I care about on the team is Joe Sakic. I still fondly remember him taking the 2001 team on his back and winning the Cup.

The diffs are glowing because that is where the brakes are. They don’t put watermelon sized brake pads on the trucks to have another point of failure.

Rob Nichols signed an Amateur Try Out contract with the Utah Grizzlies (ECHL so I know, its not quite the same) on Friday. He got the win (but injured and had to leave the game) and went back to UConn on Saturday to go to class on Monday.

True story: when Nathan Lane was in A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Forum in the mid nineties, his nickname was Sentient Hoagie.  

I was just waiting for Harvick to say, “Yep, that’s why I left that team.” The closest he came is when he called it “Saturday Night stuff.” Part of me is a little disappointed he has actually become a grown up.

And the police have nothing to do other than interview people about a relatively minor property crime.

Because all the jobs as clever internet commentator are taken.

Tar snakes got him.

Anyone remember that Texas Motor Speedway is the reason we lost seeing great races at North Wilkesboro and Rockingham? Screw them and their 1.5 mile oval.

Road blocks. You’ll only find those things in the south. If they put those spikes anywhere near where it would be in frame for this video, the police are asking to get killed.

Remember that time Homer designed a car with everything he wanted and it was an abject failure. That’s what this team reminds me of. You can never find a horn when you need one.

Anyone remember that old A&E show about people that did freelance shipping? I’m sure the name had some kind of “war”. That is all I could think about watching this. It helped ease the pain of the damage caused.