I just love them. I hope they have a big fat healthy baby that I can obsess over too.

Beyonce was the only good thing about THIS ENTIRE GODDAMNED GAME. I can not express my level of frustration. WHAT THE FUCK CAROLINA.

Hough’s singing voice is killing me. It's very baby-ish.

sex workers can be raped too...

If that question really offended her we might see flying monkeys hanging with her tonight.

Well, my sons are all grown now. Not very long ago I was talking with my middle son and I said to him that I hoped he and his brothers grew up knowing that I really loved them all unconditionally. He just look at me with a little smile and said, “Mom, I think we all get that.”

My IVF toddler told me yesterday ‘you didn’t buy me, mummy!’ and i was like ‘erm...i kinda did’.

It’s when you become aware that you DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN.

When she was promoting Hard Candy with aaaaall those crotch shots, my son and I (14 at the time) somehow got talking about her kids. I told to imagine it was me in those photos, and that everybody at his school could just google them and take a good look at his mum in lycra.

Relevant.
(I had a similar one, but with Zeus. Probably for the best; knowing Zeus I’d have woken up pregnant with a life-ruining demigod.)

I don’t care what KK does one way or the other, but wouldn’t it be a brilliant PR move for her to get Kanye to donate 1 million dollars to mothers living below the poverty line who get no paid maternity leave as a “push present”?

That is a beautiful piece of fabric that you have chosen to show, indeed, as are all fabrics. I salute you. Muslin, Jute, Chintzianity, Silkh, Buddcloth, even Satin worshipping, are all part of a broader cloth.

“...I have been inundated with messages tonight as I said I would not book any muslin [sic] or Islamic client...”

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

All these things and the comments are why I only run if I’m being chased by grizzly bears.

It is here in East TN, but 99% of the time it looks like they primed it and then gave up.

I know nothing about her other than she did that video where she’s doing the “walk of shame” and everyone is giving her high fives instead of side-eye and that she organized this slut walk (which is amazing) so she’s ok in my book.

Seriously I’ve never understood why he gets so much press. AFAIK his main contribution to society is being hilarious fodder for Southpark.

So, in the two years between splitting from Amber and hooking up with Kim, Kanye only took 30 showers.