@alotlikelo: I gotta say, I want to know where they get their donuts. Cause the ones I buy have rather small holes.

@Meghan Guy: See my folks were the type that when I was a smart ass and asked for a log, I'll be damned if they didn't put a giant ass bow on an actual freakin log. Then they made me go split it for the wood stove.

@ReanimatedHorse: Back in my day, plants knew what respect meant. They got straight up tap water and they were damn GRATEFUL for it! These plants now don't know what hard ship is with their moisture control miracle grow and their gel pack instead of water.

@so_bored: I have nothing to add other than I love Brazil and nobody else I know has ever even heard of it.

I think that all y'all who are mourning the death of fashion rags should aquaint yourselves with both Zink and Flaunt. They are good things. Verily.

@Faster.Pussycat: Way hearted for that one.

@trikota: I've got curves till the cows come home and I'm still cold all the damn time. I'd freeze to death if I got all skinnyfied!

@ReanimatedHorse: popping a handful of asprine (the real stuff no coating or anything) does in fact help as well.

@Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: I give you: my sad rendition of a sad little manly man what with his ed hardy hoodie and his dockers. Lord help me but I couldn't figure out how to get the axe in there along with the droid.

@thenewmrssalazar: I watch that with my mom's boyfriend. It's fun. Betting plus racing equals good times.

Personally I've adopted a few of my mom's momisms.

@curiousgeorgiana: Forget banana peels. Mop 'n Glo. Only for use on your ispection pair cause to much bending and it'll crack but damn! You could see yourself in your toes it's so shiny.

@sayruh: Ooooo so, like, a bajillion times worse than trying to eat those guacamole slathered nachos you just made when how clean in your house has just come on?

@mknfuss: Iodine. But it's only in some salt. It's cheaper to buy the kind without. Back in the day people had serious deficiencies so they put it in something most everyone used, sort of like floride in the water.

@turtle_bashodi: What is this Hoarders? I am the lost.

@shananigans aka angerball: I feel that you should know that there will be better deals in the weeks coming. Always are, always will be. Plus, you don't have to wake up at gawd awful hours and wait outside in the cold.

I ab-so-freaking-lutly love hats! I feel that we should make some sort of concerted effort to bring hats back into vouge. Cause really, y'all, they're awesome. Way awesome and who wouldn't rock an awesome hat and not have people consider calling those nice men in the white coats to pick us up on our llunch break?

@Hahaue: Hey, I never said my twelve year old self had taste. The Vampire Diaries was one of the first series I read after graduating from The Babysitters Club. Looking back, though, I find it hilarious that I went from Dickens to BSC to Vampire Diaries.

@wyndelyn:

I've been having a crap weekend and a friend snet me this. I thought some of y'all might be cheered up by it as well! ;)