Does that mean they Photoshop out the makeup?

He’s probably madder because he couldn’t get a boner

If you sit in the front row at a stand up comedy gig, you best shut the fuck up if you don’t want to be a target. No one there paid to see or hear you, regardless of who you are.

What I truly do not understand about incidents like this is why they (cops) don’t walk in, figure out the caller is on some bullshit and then give them a citation for the aforementioned bullshit. The wslasting of their time is one thing but the deterrence of future incidents should be another. I’m not even going to…

Put that dude through a deli slicer and I’d bet $5 he’s made of solid pimento loaf.

Much like the home plate ump, guess I was having trouble seeing that half of the plate. 

There really needs to be separate HOF for R&B and Rap. Or, change the name of the Rock & Roll HOF to something more encompassing like American Music HOF or Y’all Know All This Damn Music Can Be Traced Back To Africa HOF.

They joined the Pile High club. 

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

As you pointed out, this was different than an apparent kneel down in a blowout or slim-lead situation—this was a tie game. In this situation, it did rely on their opponent’s stupidity (or whatever you want to call it).

Now those plays when a QB steps back and waits a few extra seconds to kneel down—which gives the…

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

I believe Jamarcus Russell has already staked out that ground. 

six people have died and ol’ comrade donnie wants to bring out the big gov’t guns. if more than seven people die from shootings this year are they gonna come for your guns? and for clarification, will dying from cigarettes still be legal?

I believe one of two things will happen:

Sooo... they see the problem with e-cigarettes(all but tobacco flavor, I wonder why?🙄), but can’t see the reason to ban assault rifles? Assault rifles have killed more people than flavored oil. Teens included. The lead poisoning in surviving victims of mass shootings has sickened more people more people than those…

Obviously, the vape companies didn’t move fast enough to donate to Trump’s campaign coffers.

“We intend to clear the market of flavored e-cigarettes to reverse the deeply concerning epidemic of youth e-cigarette use that is impacting children, families, schools and communities,” Azar said in a statement.

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

Off-topic, but is white-washing the logo the first step to changing the name?

But seriously, who the hell thinks this was a good idea? Dont people have any sense any more?