lol get Embiid some of this salt, he shat his electrolytes out and wiped himself with Ben Simmons’ charmin soft ass.

“Definitely a chance the Red Sox continue to suck, though *fingers crossed*”

“I knew I should have had her try that technique.”  -Robert Kraft

The Celtics maybe pooping the bed a bit, but the narrative of this series really should be that the Bucks are a really good team.

1/200 to basically close out the series against the biggest roadblock to your quest to 3-peat? You take that all day as a competitor. Zero chance the great leaders of the past 3-peats let that happen. And with the 3 ball efficiency that GS has, unmatched by any other team in history, it’s significantly better than one…

I see what you are saying, but he was clearly boxed and tried to jump over his back anyways. Easily could have been a foul on Simmons for over the back. There were a lot of crappy calls in this game, this would have been the least of those. Let’s just agree that officiating has been atrocious.

Huh.. I don’t remember any of my coaches saying “when you box a guy out and he falls over, just keep backing the fuck up to the point where you almost step on him; there will be no consequences for this commitment to defensive fundamentals.”  Maybe I just missed practice that day.

Then he won battle of the bands and the jock's girlfriend kissed him.

Dear Penthouse

If that’s not sociopathy, I don’t know what is.

Wa-D.D. Driver sums it up perfectly with this rhetorical question:

These are teenagers.....where did you get 4 years old?

Not saying you’re main point is wrong though.

Soooo are we going to just completely forget the fact that he brought the raptors within 3 TWICE in the last minutes of the game?

I was going to type pretty much what you said and I wanted to add a couple of points:

If you’ve watched the Bruins at all this season you’d know that they often start the 4th line. And the last time I checked putting a heavy aggressive, physical line against the top players on the other team is in no way dirty. Speaking in generalities and not addressing any specific hit there.  I would argue that…

It’s also pretty creative to pretend like Kadri’s hit occurred in a game that was otherwise pristinely clean.  Kadri was the victim of at least three no-calls during the game.  I don’t defend his actions but I can sure as hell understand them.

If anyone tried to sell their injury it was DeBrusk. he fully played dead like a little ***** and then instantly sprung up in a rage.

The bruins play a gross brand of hockey. Then shit hits the fan and they act like they didn’t create the whole mess. This isn’t new. Check their cup win from 2011. Marchand was so disgusting out there and then Horton’s career gets ended. I am just saying, you sign up for this bullshit when you play the Bruins.…

When he cools off he will get demoted to their AHL team, the Embers.

How come minorities dont get the same “I was young” treatment. I work with a guy who makes over 6 figures (as do i). Hes had 5 felonies expunged from his record because of drug dealing. FIVE FELONIES! Hes white. His excuse was that he was young. I have friends (black) who have 1 felony for weed possession. Not…

You would think, but I bet if she sets up a GoFundMe right now, she’ll clear 6 digits before the 5:00 o’clock news.