Are you running a script for these cut and pastes, or are you actually going out, one by one, and finding random things to copy into replies?

Wow. You’re on autopilot through the surreal lands, slobo. Looks to me like you’re running a script that cuts and pastes whatever random thing you find that was written by someone far better than you.

Why can’t it be both?

DNFTEC.

And with that comment, yep, you’re revealed as an MRA, and probably a Gamergater.

Trilby, not Fedora.

I’m gonna be that guy. The MRA hat is actually a Trilby, sometimes a Porkpie. Fedoras are far more classy.

And some sex jokes *are* creepy and gross.

They can be. I found this actually cute and funny, but that was because it fits right in with her schtick as the Awesomely Odd Inventor Of Crappy Things.

Ya got a problem with women having agency when it comes to their bodies and lives, you judgmental freak?

It won’t last for decades, but it’s a solid little small-home unit.

It won’t last for decades, but it’s a solid little small-home unit.

I just bought that Hoover Sprint Bagless — my timing was wonky enough that I bought it literally hours before that sale price started, but an email to Amazon got me a $14 refund (it should have been slightly more, as they didn’t correct for the tax, but oh well.) I picked it up as a stopgap replacement for the Dirt…

I just bought that Hoover Sprint Bagless — my timing was wonky enough that I bought it literally hours before that…

I can’t figure out the tracking on the iPad at all; I don’t expect it to register most of a bus ride, obviously, but I walked enough, and slowly enough, that I should have hatched the 5km egg I was incubating, and put some mileage on the others...and, nope, it tracked about half of the actual walking.

They’ve now forced Pokevision to quit, too.

Weeds is back up to $60.

Weeds is back up to $60.

Those LG ultrawides are fine and dandy for a lot of purposes, but they’re very finicky about connections, being HDMI only — I’m having to replace the walks-on-knuckles graphics card in my music workstation because the ultrawide doesn’t like being fed a signal through a DVI->HDMI cable.

Those LG ultrawides are fine and dandy for a lot of purposes, but they’re very finicky about connections, being HDMI…

Seriously. https://youtu.be/TjL7vO8-NOg

"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" isn't a Latin-flavoured mediocrity in the slightest…well, it teeters on the edge of mediocrity, but I suspect that was part of the point. This is actually a pretty hilarious piece of work, very cleverly done, and seemingly born out of the idea of "what if U2 had started in 1972…

…for a second I read that as "give QT a fisting."

I wanted to. I chose to. Was it a sensible desire? No. But I accept the responsibility for it, and the regret at the trauma it has left me with.