Farts make so many of us revert to nine years old. Which is pretty much what happened when I did the "Windblown" mix of Cirrus' "Stop And Panic" — I replaced the drum tracks with sampled farts, just because I could.

So you're saying that if you're successful in Sweden, you end up with the clap?

I know the feeling all too well. I have a ridiculous backlog here myself.

If you want an awesomely misanthropic and surprisingly engaging post-apocalypse skiffy show, go for it. I started watching last year with a snooty attitude to it, and now I have the first season on disc and plan to buy the second as well.

"No, if I come in there you're just going to try and rickroll me again. I hate that."

Wherein Fitz learns to tango. Hola!

They're following the DCAU version, where she becomes Kara Kent, but keeping the original Danvers surname. Also, the Nu52 Earth 2 Supergirl has a civilian ID of Karen Kent, later altered to Karen Starr when she gets booted to the main universe and becomes Power Girl.

Not copyright...trademark.

I don't recall...too far back. It involved tape, though.

It may also be stabilizing the continuum as CSI: Original Flavour seems to be gasping in its death throes, and if CBS tries to exist without a CSI show, then reality will crumble. Which thought makes me want CSI: Quantum, curiously.

There's an ongoing rumour that Laurel will be biting it, partly driven by Katie Cassidy making a lot of negative comments about the show and some of the cast members.

He's brought JunkieXL in for the Batman themes.

The Inception Horn msy be in the trailers, but I'm expecting various flavours of drone, a bit of mopey piano, and whatever JunkieXL has for Batman. The dull will rise!

Er, that would be landlines. A LAN is a computer network, often hardwired. In the absence of landlines, Ray could travel via computer networks. I suspect they'll avoid getting that preposterous on Arrow, though.

Hell, I do all of my police and fire band listening with an Android app these days.

"Okay, I need to fix the music playback system. I'm not supposed to have Blondie's "Atomic" on endless repeat!"

"Look, I can't help it if I'm wearing Thor's used hair. This is all they had left at the wig shop."

Man, that wig. "My name is Oliver Queen, scion of a billionaire family, and I can only find cheap wigs."

Wait, noooo, what's happening to my merrily misanthropic series? Mind you, knowing this show, two girls kissing will probably be followed by thirty bodies falling, riddled with spears, arrows, and bulletholes.

Being a Debbie Downer, I'm expecting this to get canceled by July.