I really think his defence will be along the lines of “She was walking in my path towards me. I just wanted her to get out of the way. I didn’t mean to hurt her”. Wah wah wah.

“I’m training for the London Marathon and I had gotten frustrated by the number of times people had blocked my path and I took it out on her, not realizing the bus was there. I am sorry for any harm that was done.”

Jane does, and I am sorry but she is right. I’ve had many male friends (and one female friend) have their wife tell them to stop hanging out with their old friends, including me once. I was in the room when one of my friends was told, by his wife, to stop hanging out with his best friend since elementary school. The…

Sorry this is off topic but has Jez done a story on Sinead O’Connor in a Hackensack NJ hotel with a facebook video talking about her mental illness?

Omg now I can’t unhear this hahahaha

They sound like lyrics to a really fucked up version of “You Can Call Me Al.”

I’m not sayin we won’t get our hair mussed!

Exactly. I just hope it’s quick, I don’t wanna suffer.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here rewatching Dr. Strangelove to get ready.

For those of you too young to recognize the impotent dread you’re feeling: Welcome to Cold War Fear Redux. Yes, you’re going to feel this all the time now. No, there’s no refuge.

It’s been a pretty okay life, up til now. Personally, I’m hoping for instant vaporization over lingering radiation sickness. You?

When they said ‘anti-christ’ we assumed he would be wise, intelligent, and charming. We should have paid more attention to the ‘anti’ part.

Sorry but that part made me a bit sad for Billie. I don’t think the point was “geez, how great was that” but more of a reflection on how a child needs the stability of knowing a parent will come home at the same time every day and help with homework, not keep them up all night to shop at Sharper Image.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

Forget what she’s doing. There’s plenty of room on the jogger’s left (I assume they keep left there even on sidewalks, like animals). It’s not even like he just kept going straight and ran into her. He took two or three steps to the right specifically to shove her.

People who jog on sidewalks suck.

YUP. Sorry Chris.... you’re overrated, go hunt some bears or some shit, Anna.... call me :).

eh..i’d take Jaime Pressly over Farris.

What? We’re sad? Anna Farris can do better. Chris Pratt had one adorable role as Andy Dwyer, then when the big fame hit he word vomited his real, problematic thoughts about how it’s men’s “turn” to be objectified in film and about how there aren’t enough films that are about white hetero guys like him.

All of you are wrong. The correct takeaway from this is that ANNA FARIS is now single. I want no part of that mouthbreather, bring me the one they call... House Bunny.