I have Face Forward and I have looked through that book hundreds of times when I need makeup inspiration (which is any time I put it on, because I hardly do and never remember how to do shit). It’s gorgeous and fascinating and I love reading his descriptions of his models, it’s like he never met an enemy.

This is gospel, all of it.

There is such a thing as too small or too thin.

Length is such a weird myth.

You are so, so wrong on this. Full stop.

Also, lots of Mexicans are very Catholic and lately they have been turning protestant (the worse kind like baptist ugh) in great numbers. Trump is no pro-Christian at all.

The Iraqi Christians who are facing deportation overwhelmingly supported Trump because they thought he was pro-Christian. Now a lot of their community members are in ICE detention and will be deported to Iraq.

If someone isn’t insulted, it is not an effective comment.

Seconded. Love her and love what she’s wearing.

Shame he didn’t spend anything on not being a wifebeating cunt.

I would def hang out with Tiffany Haddish. But I don’t think I am cool enough.

Clover is a fairly feminine name, I think.....it’s a flower, fits right in with Lily, Rose, etc. A less commonly used one, but still in the family.

“that’s just my black-respectability-gene being activated, no biggie.”

I have never heard that phrase uttered without a truly memorable follow up.

Truly. When she says, “What had happened was...”

I’ve have never heard of her before, but I’M IN. The outfit, the big hug, the swamp story, “God provides”...! Can’t wait to see the movie and I hope she becomes a big star.

She’s the best! She was on @midnight a lot and I was always happy to see her name come up.

Giving us Tracey Morgan realness, without the insanity and drug comas.

She seems like someone you’d want to smoke a whole bunch of weed with.

That story was told better than any Ted Talk ever.