Tits on Christ, how much longer is she going to be a thing? She’s like cream of wheat with milk, a sprinkling of powdered milk on top, and maybe a little cream on the side. BITCH IS SO BLAND. She’s the trefoil of music.

I will admit to ghosting, but only with someone I’d only met once, not slept with, and sent a “nice to meet you, take care” message after the flat meeting. I tried to be a polite ghoster?

Savannah here, girl. When I go downtown, I’m not afraid of the daily turf war shootings (fortunately/unfortunately they are only occurring in certain neighborhoods which a heartbreaking problem all its own but not one I’m in a position to address as an outsider). But a group of drunk white men put me on edge every…

I am a white woman who is scared of white ‘Murican men far more than any other human demographic. Their capacity for rage is only fueled by their lack of consequence.

I have actually made a Tomato Soup Cake.

I fucking loved Passions and was very upset that Luis Lopez Fitzgerald is now some guy who banged Sammy or something on Days. It reveled in its nonsense and didn't take itself seriously.

What help? You mean don’t call them when my abusive spouse is threatening to kill me from the other side of a door because I don’t have a restraining order and it’s his house and he didn’t lay hands on my, he’s only threatening THIS time? Or should I not call them after my car gets broken into because the cop is going…

I’ll meet you under the tree and we can smoke this spliff.

YUP! I still wouldn’t have insurance if my fiance didn’t have a good plan and also a salary where the extra $200 per paycheck (on top of the premium because I’m *technically* eligible for other healthcare) isn’t crushing us. This is the first time in over 5 years I haven’t contemplated the utter futility of my…

You married a good woman.

YES. This is why I think it reveals some hostility. I read someone in a forum try to make the argument that planning a wedding is stressful and emotionally draining, and the cake smash is just a fun way to exercise all the pent up frustration and stuff of the planning process and day-of stress.

Ladies and gentlemen,…

Yes, that sounds like it could be adorable.

OH WOW. I don’t know that I wouldn’t have called it off and annulled it. That’s fucking awful. Well, I hope it hasn’t been the 10 years I’d assume it has. :-(

If you think it was about vanity and not humiliation, then maybe YOU should marry him.

That sounds like waaaaaassy more fun. Much more interesting cleanup as well. ;-)

Those are some big balls, but who's got the biggest?

Right after the “Do you want kids” convo, the “Do you believe in cake smashing” should be next.

Word.

This is really inappropriate, but most of your comments make me want to internet makeout with you.

I fully acknowledge that my opinions are mostly the product of what I think I know, a butt-ton of assumptions, and a having a long list of quirks. If everyone involved is down to smash cake, smash away!

There’s a song???