This is what I don’t get. I grew up in a military family, so we moved a bunch and I don’t understand unseverable ties. Why would you continue to go out to eat with someone who is abusive to other people? I don’t care if it’s your mother, you’re all assholes to some extent.

Assholes usually have plenty of enablers.

Yeah, for certain people I can see it as a lighthearted thing. I mean, most of the weddings I’ve been to have already ended in divorce, not that I’m not taking credit, so my examples haven’t been great maybe.

The cake smashing is the one I can’t deal with. It comes across, to me, as either a dick move on an unsuspecting partner or a weird exercise in latent hostility.

He’s gonna feel that in the morning.

Lesson: Don’t get hamboned at your wedding until after all the events are done.

Well I guess you can always spank your inner moppet.

Whatever you’re actually frustrated with, I hope it resolves. I remember that kind of rage and annoyance at stuff on a daily basis. It’s corrosive. Wish you well!

I enjoy visiting but I also enjoy leaving. It kind of smells (I have a ridiculously sensitive sense of smell that I’m often told is not like anyone else’s) and there’s too many people ALL THE TIME. All the people. I can’t stand tourist season where I live because suddenly there’s people everywhere. I need space…

I can’t stand her music, but I would have taken her in in a heartbeat to help her during that time.

I don’t think this is the platform you’re looking for. You want heady political discussion, go to a heady political site. This is Gawker, where they have instructions on how to eat pussy and a weekly recap of tabloids.

That is *the * most depressing Cure song there is. I mean, a little Why Can’t I Be You? That’s poppy and fun!

Your reaction was 100% appropriate.

He looks like he’d be a major harsher of mellows, like everyone is hanging out listening to music and talking when suddenly Robert Smith starts wailing over the speakers and everyone gives the “Oh shit, who was supposed to keep Kit away from the music??” look around.

The only people whose reproductive choices I judge are pro-lifers who have more than 2 biological children and not one of them is adopted. (Arbitrary cutoff is arbitrary.)

Don’t tell me that the adoption option is God’s choice and then proceed to birth a litter of bullshit.

Vulva and pudendum are also fun!

My favorite part of this season is every time someone tells Piper she’s a twat.

Wait, does America finally occupy a high ground here? OSHA doesn’t allow for high heels and whatnot in most restaurant settings, as I don’t believe they come in a slip resistant sole, or is that more of an industry standard, we understand liability kind of thing?

If you love your dress, where and how much don't matter (unless it breaks the bank!). Have fun tomorrow!!

I bought my dress at David’s a few weeks back from their Melissa Sweet line, which is really delightfully bohemian. I will totally cop to a snot tier than thou attitude about David’s up until I found a dress that had all the things I didn't think existed in one dress.

Ryan Reynolds’ tweet would be funny if I didn't read it in his dude bro voice.

YOU’RE THE REASON WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!

GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Daily traffic limit reached!!!!!!

THIS!!!!! It’s a point I can’t get any lifer to discuss outside of God’s will. How can someone who can’t live outside another human being be a person in their own right?