It didn't ruin my wedding, but I have an uncle I absolutely did not want to invite. Two of them actually, but the one was only a tacky jackass by not RSVPing and then showing up with a woman who wasn't his wife he was apparently divorcing.

Word. The patchouli and weed insult would be applicable to trustafarians., and while some of them may be people of color, it's largely a lame white kid problem.

I actually judge it reverse. Black people with locs always look fucking boss to me and I envy their hair. White folks with dreds.... just no. I'm also not on board with white people with cornrows. Quit it, white people.

But "I don't mean to insult you, but you look like Bobcat Goldthwait" is fucking gold.

Yay! I'm on a team!

I am allowed to think they're all trash and not take a side?

As an ethnic Irish-Catholic coming back to the fold slowly because of Frankie, I will say that I'm not really interested in thoughts on the productivity of my womb from a guy who has absolutely zero experience with the types of relationships he's recommending for others.

I live in a town with limited radio options and I'm far away from all of my musically inclined friends. I have very little knowledge of new music. Most of today's big names turn me off from music completely (looking at both of you Katy Perry and TSwift). I need more than a catchy beat.

You're one of those who will pistol whip the fuck out of technicalities to avoid having to acknowledge someone's point.

I'm not alone on this, but I do find that one has to have breasts to grab for it to be an issue. Since I'm (not even legitimately but we'll pretend) an outlier, I'll just ignore my lived experience…

Number of straight men who have grabbed at my breasts nonchalantly and apropos of nothing in mixed company/random social setting: 0

If you get past the word and look to her point, she does have one. Her use of a slur obscures it, but I'm kind of surprised no one is willing to discuss her point more than your horror that you don't like the word she uses to make it. Should she use faggot? No. Does it diminish her point? Yes. Does she still…

She's an alright singer, but she ain't a great singer. I've heard people do a better job covering Beyonce at a karaoke bar than I have Beyonce anytime she's been on tv. Next you'll be telling my Bertney's undervalued as a human lip syncing mannequin.

My unsolicited opinion on an event I couldn't care less about: The Beyonce Annual Grammy Nonsense shows that America doesn't understand the difference between an artist and a brand. She's a singing version of Kim Kardashian who has done a good job of creating an empire out of medium talent. I could walk into any…

See, now they look about my age, which they should because they're not that much older than me, so we've "grown up together." But when I watch Friends or Seinfeld reruns, knowing that in those shows the actors were the age I am now or younger, they still look older than me now, if that makes sense. It's like in my…

Oh fuck off with your pants, Chip.

I snorted.

My friends used to be routinely floored that the hottest shit I owned were things my mother had picked out for me. Momma knows how to dress the body we were given, though she has never ever in my life dressed in anything other then CJ Banks mom gear. It's bizarre.

This is what I need! I need time with the Sugarbaker ladies and gent to feed my soul good stuff.

I hope she does. The nuttier the GOP candidate pool, the quicker they become irrelevant and we can move on. Their base is dying and they're alienating quickly-growing demographics. It's only a matter of time..... God willing.

I am not from but graduated high school in MN in the 90s. It was pretty much exactly like this. Screw Fargo, this is the movie that really shows what life is like in the land of 1,000 ways to passive-aggressively slight someone.