Snorted in the office at this, thank you!

"Are we back to having to pretend that pregnancy is the most fulfilling, rewarding thing you can do as a woman no matter how you actually feel inside—or else you're a gargoyle making friends feel like they're on death row?"

Our Macy's makes plus sized women go upstairs with kids and the home store. Men, shoes, cosmetics, and regular sized women get first floor priority. The Southern department store I worked at moved the Today's Woman (what a bullshit name, all women today are women today) upstairs with lingerie and sleepwear, cramming…

Now that's not true. They have plenty of 3X shorty shorts and 5X old man sweaters in really depressing shades.

To be completely blunt, I feel like designers assume that if I have a big ass I have a big gut, and small tits regardless. Nothing is ever cut to flatter the waist but to camouflage it. Even when an outfit comes with a belt, there's so much fabric that it gathers and rides, or is situated really high to sit right…

And this is where I'm an asshole, because I assume that empire waists are good for apples because they fit over the stomach without clinging, whereas all they do is takeaway the one part of my body that is worth showing off. Who ARE empire waists made for, then? Why is that even a thing?

As a woman with an hourglass built with a massive ass but no belly, I feel you have this backwards. The thighs and ass are always snug but the tops fit like circus tents. One of the reasons I've quit wearing pants and now live in skirts and leggings is because it is impossible to find a pair of jeans that will fit…

Really? Because I feel it's more that I have to walk past 100 regular racks to find 3 that are a mix of plus and maternity, with the emphasis on maternity.

MEATS OF EVIL!

I went to a pizza buffet once a few years ago and it was basically Bloaty's Pizza Hog. And that was the last time.

Some of it's cute, but I don't know where you would wear most of it outside of CA. And the hemlines are so short that I don't know how folks do anything but stand around in it. Not gonna lie, I would be placing bets with my friends how long it would be before we were treated to a view.

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There was a love triad where the two people beat and tortured a toddler to death, a house that had 5 bodies buried in the backyard, a woman who claims to have killed 22 people in satanic killings, Rick Santorum, a 12 year old shooting his father's pregnant fiancee, a guy who killed 6 people over a custody dispute…

I live in a quaint Southern town that is inundated with tourists from Jersey on the reg. I'm of the opinion folks from NJ should have to apply for visas to visit other states to limit how many of them can be in one place that isn't New Jersey at the same time. ;-p

I myself to do not care to be on the giving end of this, but real talk: the number of times dudes in one-night-stands have gone to town back there without asking is shocking to me. Not that I have had a ridiculous number of ONS, but a shocking proportion of them have included a guy I'll never see again eating the ass…

I don't know how PA has escaped notice for the routinely terrible and weird shit that happens up there, but it is legit the FL of the North.

I think getting an IUD and that nauseous feeling after is the closest thing I've experienced to what getting kicked in the balls must feel like.

I would happily shop at the bridal store but it'd be a cold day in hell before I'd ever let that nurse near me. She's displayed a lack of critical thinking, common sense, and consideration that are inexcusable for a person charged with keeping people alive and healthy. It shouldn't take the CDC telling you to stay…

Rashad was in the NFL. Victor Willis was from The Village People.

She was married to someone in the NFL, so I guess it's not surprising that, after 16 years hanging around that culture she has a whack-ass view of sexual violence.