If Rebekah isn’t sitting down for a tell-all TV interview with her idol Piers Morgan by the end of the month, I’ll be shocked.

Kobe cheats on her with rapes the hotel attendant.

She is being called Wagatha Christie in the comment sections. Pretty funny. 

I’m a Dodger fan, so I will hope those big blue idiots finally win a title, so I can move on to never caring how they fare in a season or postseason ever again.

Reading this, I felt not schadenfreude, not anger, but... sadness. Not for Trump, of course—no, fuck him and his minions with a hydraulic press, and then fire the pulpy leftovers into the sun—but for the country. There are so many profoundly stupid people in this country who have blindly followed him up to now and…

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

How do you get free drinks at a bar or restaurant? Spend a lot of money there first (and be nice) (and tip well).

Geaux Fuck Yourself

Love Vic Berger, but the answer to “why Evangelicals love Trump so much” is easy. It’s two parts.

Its not that it was bad, its that it was just so unbelievably dumb.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Ha! After my first trip to LV recently, I would say:

We should start a business and pounce on that fact, on the average Joe’s innumeracy.  Sell something in 1.5 l size, and then upsell them to the 1.10 l size for barely more money.  Do the same type of switcheroo with our in-house quarter and third-pound burgers.  We’d clean up.

Tip pooling is garbage.

The truest comment of them all. +1 

Just throwing this here.  Might be useful.

butthurt cards fan makes hemorrhoid joke.  classic.

1:54 skips most of the Corden-ness and gets straight to the Jakester.

To the judgemental self-righteous with all the “once a cheater always a cheater” attitude, try to remember: An affair is very rarely the problem with a relationship. It’s more likely a symptom of a bigger issue.