“before he moved them to another spot on the sliding scale of human interaction.”

We Came Together was a brilliant spoof of shitty romcoms.

how did you come to own every type of dog to make this assessment? should i take my two long-haired, non-sporting dogs to a shelter or just have them euthanized? where is the best place to buy a short haired sporting dog?

He goan lose.

Stephen A.

OMG! Hyperbole in a Deadspin rant?!

yeah, trump’s plan.

who fucking cares?

wierd?

Whenever a casual acquaintance or new co-worker recommends a Bartsool article or a Chive post, I feel relieved that I no longer have to wonder if we will become good friends.

that wasn’t what he was suggesting. he asked if deadspin was trying to avoid alienating people who are consumers of both sites.

The race wasn’t on Memorial Day.

redundant.

Slow sports day? 3 stories about video games on the deadspin front page is tad much, no?

she deserved the slap. she’s lucky that’s all she got.

Irish Gaelic

I finally agree with Trump on something.

In the 90s I was an ignorant teenager who used the word “fag” and “gay” as synonyms for “idiot” and “lame.” I was fully imbued with the sort of lazy homophobia that comes from environment and shallow thinking. I was a fan of the sitcom (and her standup) and this episode changed my perspective and opened my eyes to a…

I will take 2 snooker stories and 3 cricket yarns over any overwatch snippet any day of the week.

Or, replace the word “scientologist” with “blueberry muffin eater.” That might be fun.