First, they beat up Asians. Then they kill bunnies. I think we all know what’s next! Connect the dots, people!!!

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Does he actually think he’s in charge of “providing health”? Because that isn’t a thing.

Sessions is a racist. That comment is not. It is shitty, dismissive and ignorant though.

It is so dumb and infuriating that these shitty free throw shooters don’t adopt the incontrovertibly better underhand method because they’re too proud.

conceived?

The frilled shark looks like Gypsy from MST3K. Not very horrifying.

This particular story, for some reason, has managed to break through my numbness to sad news. The victim looks like such a sweet innocent man who, I can only imagine, had a rough life as it was. Fuck this.

Is that a full head of hair?

This seems a little self-referentially incoherent. Am I crazy?

Peter Piper with a morning stretch.

What does the black thing have to do with anything?

At the very least the DH makes the two leagues different and adds an interesting element to interleague and World Series strategy. The NL adopting a DH is far more likely than the AL abandoning it. Suck it, purists and NL homers.

The best case scenario for the Raiders during home games is a neutral site atmosphere. A lot of their home games are going to be dominated by visiting fans.

That thing is way cooler than an adequately-funded school.

I hope Napster doesn’t die because it is awesome. I have had a subscription for several years and occasionally use Pandora and Spotify. They don’t even come close. Tidal is the closest.

They are far less insufferable than the majority of people would be with the same amount of media exposure. It’s hard not to sound like an oversharing ass when people put a microphone in your face and ask inane questions. They are both funny and talented. More, I am guessing, than can be said for Oli Coleman.

Koch Bros.

guys, he was in a dark place. he only knows how to play football. and, as he so astutely points out, the god that allowed his girlfriend to be tortured and murdered, will sort him out later.