Thought this was an old election headline from November.

I know he is riding on a cloud in heaven and joyfully farting into the mouth of an angel hooker.

I remember reading your post about this on your Objective Statements About Subjective Things blog.

it isn’t.

long suffering as in 12 tough years since they swept the astros in the series? boo hoo.

The only thing more insufferable than HH is listening to a Sox fan try to tell you that they actually like him. No. No you don’t.

I grew up in a town that was geographically similar to Evanston (on the lake, North of Chicago) but economically the opposite. I am so glad you mentioned the John Hughes bad guys thing, because that epitomizes them. I hope they get routed. It’s just too bad that Brian Johnson and John Bender don’t play for…

okay, tough guy.

you’re an impediment to progress. if you’re beloved daughter is raped it won’t be in a bathroom by a transperson, mouthbreather.

you’re missing the point. i am not reading. this shit is so stupid that i don’t even want to have to scroll past it.

really wish this garbage wasn’t all over deadspin these days.

don’t need these on deadspin. keep them on compete.

video games continue to not be sports.

one fifth of these do involve lubricating.

It has a breathy, slowed down version of a well known song in the trailer so it must be good.

why so much video game crap in the main feed lately?

steal his movies.

COOL. TOUGH NON-AMAZON GUY.

COOL. TOUGH NON-AMAZON GUY.

media has cucked the prez.

get prime. duh.

get prime. duh.