(Rest of world shocked that Enrique still has tours.)

Honestly, I don’t want to spend time with either. For anything.

Actually, this is one of the times I’m glad there’s as much publicity as possible on it. Everyone should know that we are welcoming to refugees, inside and outside the country.

Really what this whole end-of-the-world thing comes down to, isn’t it? inconvenience.

LOL. “I don’t know how to respond to the fact that I was just called out on my disgustingly judgmental horseshit, so I’m just going to be dismissive.” Nice.

My parents married in a courthouse in jeans and t-shirts.

Because it’s not a meaningless day of bullshit for the vast majority of people?

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

Yeah but eventually they’ll just put the kibosh on the spinoffs and focus more on politics.

Me too! RocketBF is from Alaska and he finds my desire to sleep with the windows open in the snow VERY strange.

Yes you dress them warmer outside cause they can’t compete with the harsh winter air like we can and they get cold way fast even though my nephew used to fight me about his jacket when I’d walk him to school. But at home in controlled temperatures, you should try and keep em at a balmy Florida temp. Not too hot but…

No, that’s a terrible myth because it leads to exactly what you experienced, over-heating. You want to keep them out of drafts, but they shouldn’t be any warmer than you. Most adults accomplish this with blankets, which babies are notorious for kicking off, hence the fleece jammies. When baby gets old enough to…

See, I know that would be me. I’m just not in that mind-set anymore. I wouldn’t have had the patience for it. My boyfriend would have liked one, but we met just too late for that. He’ll just have to share my already grown-up kid, and if she has any progeny, he can be a grampa.

I’m sick of immigrants where I work. :( Like, the office is FULL of them, the higher-ups are all immigrants. I mean, I get it right? They came to this country to escape violence and years of military conflict, but god damn, some of their holidays aren’t even on the same days as ours. The immigrant was talking our…

I really hope this ends with Charney folding sweaters at Old Navy for $9/hour.

Am I the only one who would, in the event of one of these apocalypse scenarios this guy is preparing for, would totally just find a gun and eat a bullet? Because seriously, if the world is ending and I’m still alive for some reason, I know I won’t last long and I may as well just end it and let my cats eat my corpse.

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You idiots are still not voting?

Apparently some people find joy and happiness distasteful

If it were just the vegetarianism, or just the booze free, or just the small wedding portion - that would be one thing. The culmination lead me to write a post on a website designed to talk about weddings.