Phooey on you! Milk is yucky.

It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

TheCasualEnthusiast - St. Louis, MO

This "comment" is the reason people hate yelp.

I found a picture of this guy on yelp.

And oh god this quote:

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.

Hey, Midwesterners have a hard lot. They have to deal with people occasionally saying mean things about Hot Dish. Truly, it is the harshest oppression.

And, on that infamous evening in New England, as the snow banks stood massive and the tears of hipsters everywhere fell as they watched the power they had habituated to receiving from whipping out their iDevices and typing furiously upon their single star...

Grammar ferret's people are truly the ones facing the harshest culinary oppression.

Anything that can make Yelp useless, I'm behind 100% When you can be a shit dick in a restaurant and still get treated like royalty because you might leave a bad Yelp review, there are some problems.

Counterpoint:

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

Seriously, I shudder.

I'm 26 & lucked out & kinda was unlucky at the same time. My mom was nurturing, encouraging, honest, encouraged honesty & openness about everything. If I fucked up, she'd be WAAAY more mad if I lied to her about it than if I told her I fucked up & would accept the punishment. My father on the other hand was dumb,…

Reminder: all new religious movements are just schemes for old men to rape 13-year-old girls.

I'm curious where you live... Kelly's style is considered quite "fashionable" where I live and hang out (NYC—-Brooklyn and Lower East Side, primarily). I was just at a high-end restaurant last night and our waiter had a mohawk and peircings all up one of his ears.

"OMG AMERICA IS THE WORST" may be tiring, but it's not because it's not TRUE. I mean, do you see any other countries totally flattening other nations and killing over a million of its people, like America did to Iraq? How many other countries started off with the slaughter of almost all the indigenous people and then…

I wonder if folks generally trying to be super sweet to y'all is part of the ardent campaign by the Republicans to prove that they aren't anti-women. I guess I thought that was all lip-service. What is the dude to lady ratio there?

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