Was an animal responsible for the creation of Toaster Strudel, aka Earth's Greatest Invention? I think not, ergo people are more important than animals.

You would know this if you would have watched that damn Katie Couric documentary.

Did you just compare me, a black man, to a fucking animal? You son of a bitch! Now I'm going to eat a damn brisket sandwhich, FUCK YOUR ENVIRONMENT!!

I love it when people compare the rights of human beings to those of animals and think it doesn't make them look completely fucking ridiculous.

Hey everyone needs an office chili expert.

I have an entire side of the family that ONLY drinks Bud Lite. Cases and cases and cases of Bud Lite.

THIS RIGHT HERE made me shriek in frustration when I saw this ad. I was like "YOU ASSHOLES."

Basically, this is just a Chrysler ad where they took out the cars and put in beer. Every super bowl, Chrysler has a commercial that says basically, our cars are built by real men in American and driven by real americans and the fact that our cars suck is is irrelevant and choosing to drive our car despite the fact…

It's not something I've ever thought about. Bit the second I saw your headline, I agreed, I didn't even need to read your supporting arguments. She would totally see it as an extension of her "independent attitude" and think all her "research" would make her more knowledgeable than those followers just doing what they…

I'm waiting for the ad that just comes right out and says it. "Bud Lite: For Sorority Chicks".

I want to cast them all in a kids' show where they solve adorable crimes together. Too frackin' cute.

This is why I prefer wine over beer. I get to that buzzed feeling faster, but it doesn't send me straight to crap, I can't drive, like liquor does.

Making the pumpkin peach ale thing even dumber: Just last week AB InBev bought a craft brewer in Seattle called Elysian, who made a pumpkin peach Amber ale called Gourdgia On My Mind.

Let's be fair: Stephanie Meyer should get some of the blame for the books as well.

If you're interested in a non-lily-white-20-something-comedy you should check this out:

I was one of those weird kids that wasn't allowed to watch Nickelodeon but was allowed to watch all sorts of stuff on PBS, including Are you Being Served? To think so of the first jokes I ever heard were pussy jokes delights me to no end.

An abortion would be the obvious choice for Mindy and probably a relationship ender since Danny is the Catholic family-first type. I doubt if this show has the guts to do it, though. Nobody has since that uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing, Maude.

Kids ruin everything. See Season 6 of Gilmore Girls. (It was all downhill after April showed up.)