I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed
I love joking about terrorism.
This was horrible. I mean these fans were having a good time minding their own business, when all of a sudden a bunch of strangers barge in invading their space, trying to force their beliefs on them, calling them names and leaving the fans feeling totally denigrated and completely attacked.... wait...
I feel like JLaw is what Gwyneth *could* have been. When she was younger and dating Brad Pitt and/or Ben Affleck, she seeemed a lot more down-to-earth than she does now. She was more of a chick, and not this ethereal being, if you see what I'm getting at.
Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.
John Mulaney's bit about L&O: SVU is hiiilarious.
Do you wanna take this summons?
The truth is, a reasonable customer almost never runs into trouble in a restaurant. The horror stories — and just the regular "what an asshole" stories — all come from unreasonable people.
It doesn't "happen." Men do this. Then assholes like you work on the attackers' side by attacking the victims again.
Clair Huxtable, Harriet Winslow, and Roseanne Connor raised me when my mother decided she had better things to do. I owe them a lot.
It was that front-hug at the airport. Jim Bob was right. He totally sullied her. It is the road to sin.
Finding the menu when the place doesn't have a website is one of the few actually useful bits about Yelp. When I lived in New York, there was this wonderful non-Yelp service called menupages where people could submit them without the ratings nonsense. I wish there were something like that nationally. I know most of my…
My father is the GM of a chain restaurant that does guest surveys (the ones that print out every 10th check or so) and he had been very vocal as to how much of a sham he thinks they are. Naturally the upper management assumes that the higher the guest scores, the better business the store will do.
Yes, they can. Businesses CAN legally pay to have their overall review score manipulated more positively, and there have been whispers of it happening long before now (whispers which a few of my readers who've owned restaurants have strongly echoed). I'm assuming you didn't click the link? You should really click the…
He's offputting and weird at first, but he grows on you over time. KINDA LIKE DARCY.
"A Jezebel Commenter Was Given a Sub-Site, and You Won't Believe What Happened Next!"
Hi. I'm Mexican-American! Second gen. Prefer "Xicana" or "Latina" to "Hispanic," though.
Hello new people! I am thisisamazonman, which actually means I will deliver your Amazon.com purchases to you when in Liberia, and doesn't have anything to do with "Amazons" the mythical warrior women.