I saw Zahara once once in NYC out with a nanny and she looked cooler than me already.

This is how we learn things. Stop being a delicate flower.

I wish he'd been a little more condescending, considering how easily you could have just, you know, looked at the picture, if you're totally unfamiliar with this presentation.

This is why. Pie/cake. Same difference.

Lululemon is acting like sticking stuff in your bra is a whole new thing. They have clearly never been to a concert with me and my friends. One friend is so busty she can get a full bottle of vodka past security.

this has "30 Rock show-within-a-show" written all over it.

It's definitely a way to tell who is a child of the 80s and who is a child of the 90s. I had a conversation with a friend of mine (she is a big younger) about Uncle Jesse and it took us awhile to figure out we were talking about two different things. She was like "I had such a crush on Uncle Jesse when I was little!"…

If I started a white girl cult, pumpkin spice lattes would be our kool-aid.

It won't ever happen because it will fuck up sports schedules.

Everybody in this life has his or her personal line that cannot be crossed. I want you to ask yourself what your line is.

When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I read the entire Little House series and every night at the dinner table, would narrate to my family exactly what had happened in the chapter I read that day. So my family basically got the worst "book on tape" version of Little House ever. Sorry family!!

"What did you this summer, Mo'ne?"

Thought Catalog is nothing but a failed humanity experiment, like eugenics or Pauly Shore.

That's okay Jezebel: I didn't like sleeping anyway.

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

Dora and Friends: Into the City (11-11:30 a.m., NICK) - After the tragic murder of Boots by Swiper the Fox, Dora attempts to escape her past and moves to the city for a new life. Will the nightmares ever stop?

Wait, you mean someone us infringing on his freedom of religion? Why that's just unamurrican!

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