I think maybe it was a Freudian slip because I want to hit this guy over the head with a viola.

I have a prescription for sex toys: I have what's known as Congenital Genital Syndrome (CGS). Instead of being born like a barbie doll and engaging in normal stork-based reproduction, I was born with genitals and have to reproduce in a way that makes Jesus have a sadfase =(

Respect is earned. And it sounds like this kid respects our nation's principles more than a hollow gesture. Good for him.

I abstained from saying it quite a few times throughout my high school years. It never once was an issue with other students or my teachers. I thought I was Ms. Protest Queen but I don't think anyone gave a shit. At my high school it was more like "ARE YOU STABBING SOMEONE OR SELLING COCAINE? NO? OK GOOD CARRY ON."

The fuck? I don't understand still having mom do your laundry, even in high school. I live with my parents because I'm majorly underemployed in these glorious postgrad years, but I cook for myself when I need to and have always done my own laundry.

It doesn't count if it's an East Coast state the rest of us are embarrassed of (such as Georgia and Florida).

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

This is by far my favorite comment thread of all time.

I guess now she'll have to refocus her efforts on her softball team, Kristy's Krushers.

Damn it, I wanted to make the Logan Bruno joke! Well played

Whatever, Logan Bruno was a great baby-sitter.

BECAUSE KRISTY THOMAS WAS A BIG OL' LESBIAN AND WANTED TO KEEP THE BABYSITTERS CLUB A CLAMBAKE!

MOAR RANCH DRESSING, SLAVE!!!!

Now THAT's true. While I don't agree with the money/quality thing, nothing tastes very good at home.

I have never eaten a sandwich better than the ones my mother makes. Honest to god, she makes the best sandwiches in the world.

They obviously don't live in Queens. Everyone knows the best food is there. I keep on going out w my friends in Manhattan and why they pay $$$$ for the same type of foofy dishes at every restaurant is beyond me. Gimme a whole Peruvian chicken with jalea and salchipapa for $20 in Qns (which with leftovers will feed me…