Instead of trying to get shit done like grocery shopping, random errands like when you have to run to the DMV having a dedicated day of the week I know I can do this instead of after working all day would be the difference. I’m also looking at a life of needing to regularly see specialists from here on out anywhere…

It’s like alcoholic algebra.  I have $50 to spend on booze, 3 hours to drink how do I get the most wasted.

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME,KATE!

 You might  be thinking of Wendy’s.  In the mid 00's or early 10's Wendy’s had a drink called a Frostycino and it was the greatest marriage of coffee and frosty known to man. I’m still mad it doesn’t exist anymore.

Seriously though she’s just not ageing at all.

It is 100% universal. If you are wearing a dress with pockets you immediately tell everyone about the pockets. Little girls who are carrying a favorite toy, or a glam movie star and her cookies, professional at a work event who can run about without a purse and still carry her phone. Give us our pockets damn it.

I have been corrected.

If there is not an Italian restaurant called Sophia’s Bistro on board.  

According to my father no, because he’s made fun of me for this my whole life. 

I’ve done this my whole life.  I also move the plate if I’m not thinking about it. I spin it to the section that I’m currently working on.  I don’t freak out if stuff touches and need like bento boxes for everything but the only sides that get mixed are rice and beans.

PONCHO!

Lol best party ever.

My father busts out Single Ladies all the damn time because of that sketch.

I had an old boss who struggled with back pain, and we rigged a set up so she could alternate the day sitting and standing. It made a world of difference and she didn’t need the opiods her doctor was pushing on her.

For the record I used to do some contract work for them years ago, and they always send gifts throughout the year and a massive amount of treats at Christmas.   

That's my question about the potato skins.  When TGI Fridays introduced unlimited apps the number of potato skins I are was unseemly. 

Man i just realized we haven’t been to Bonefish in forever.  Here’s why a chain is great, they’re usually a good deal on a weeknight so you can have someone else cook when you’re stressed and it won’t blow the budget.  $5 Bang bang shrimp on wednesdays for the win at my house.

You three could watch YouTube tutorials together! And then when they get older the makeup ones.  Or YouTube holograms or what we’ll have by then.

Plenty of tasteless, Bay-loving mouth breathers live on the coasts as well.

A girl I worked with years ago at a pizza/Italian place in NJ, went to college in Delaware, gets a waitress gig like you do and was shocked by the tipping inequity. She went from being consistently tipped 20% to receiving 10-15% regularly. She honestly thought she was offending people or had committed some faux pas.…