How many of them stash university wife in Connecticut or Westchester when they hit late 30's and are trolling the recent college grads in the office?

I love how a little incidental scene of President Bartlet calling the butterball line still gets referenced. 

I’m in NJ and I would probably have cocked my head to the side like a dog watching tv.

So not coffee but I used to run a takeout/delivery counter all through college.  Regulars who tipped me a dollar on the regular.  I remembered you.  You got favors, you got extra bread, you got extra attention.   

I 100% read it the same way.

As a Planet Pizza member nothing is grosser than pizza night. There’s no attendent passing it out with gloves or sanitary precaution. It’s stacks of pizzas and you pull off your own slices. Shockingly the sweaty masses handling my food....not appealing.

I guarantee that these same guys don’t see a problem with the Washington Red Skins or Atlanta Braves.

seriously as an adult if I ate that much sugar I’d just be sick the rest of the day

yes what is the criteria. I live in NJ and it’s Panera and Dunking Donuts as far as the eye can see. or are "Fast Casual" because both have drive thru.

I have a feeling dudes that look like Kid Rock frequently are in brawls at the waffle house.  He's just the most famous. 

She’s off the wall too I think. I don’t know if it’s anything vile, but last time I saw her in an interview she was...off.

Nope I will choose screen addict child every time. They’re quiet and they’re not bothering anyone.

I buy way too much food. But in reality its so I can eat appetizer leftovers as dinner for days!

In Prague the Communist history museum is designed so the entrance is one side of the building,you walk through the museum and exit a completely different door. When you emerge you are in the patio of a McDonalds, and that has to be 100% intentional.

I think Jeffrey Tambor is the meaner version of the dad from Arrested Development..

My parents added an in-law suite when I was in high school, and even though my grandmother no longer lives with my folks, you can pry the second fridge from her cold-dead hands.

I don’t think W. counts as a tee-totaler. He simply drank all the alcohol before he became president.

Spritzer...spritzer...spritzer

This cracked me up far more than it should.

Non white and woman cops are the go to scapegoats if you have one available. White dude. The brotherhood of the uniform will protect you.