Anyone else rooting for the douchecanoe to have a drunken spiral and be caught on camera screaming “YOU CAN’T FIRE ME I”M PAPA JOHN”!

Ex and I were out to dinner at a super popular restaurant and they had to be breaking fire code by how close the tables were. I was eating my dessert and the woman next to me simply turned in her seat, put her hand on my arm and asked which dessert I had ordered. THIS IS TOO CLOSE!

One of my friends I think up until she got pregnant this year had a free “lifetime” membership since she had been at goal weight. I uh put everything back on and then some so I’m paying. Honestly though it really is super effective, because you don’t need to eliminate anything bread, sugar etc it’s just about making…

Across the internet one thing that is always met with enthusiasm is dresses with pockets. If someone came out with some cute maxi dresses with pockets they can have all my money.

Hummus and baby carrots are my sad Weigh Watchers snack when I’m at home and really want Cool Ranch Doritos.

Now that’s just commie talk.

Now that’s just commie talk.

The staggering number of “good” people who don’t see a problem with serving the prison population as cheaply and poorly as possible is disgusting.

We wrote our own, I might be off the hook. Time to watch the wedding video.

Oh I’m in NJ it’s absolutely a lower form of bagel, but to those who don’t know any better and can enjoy their ignorance I like to tell people that PSA.

Well depending on your birthday month it’s a free bagel every day for your entire birthday month. So 30-31 free bagels.

Panera gives you a free bagel every day your birthday month, spread is extra though.

I’m going to ask for pads included for lady products! Oh man getting into a Lyft on Friday after drinking snacks would have been seen as the GREATEST EVER. Oh after drinking can the lyft driver ask if you’d like to stop for fast food? More mileage for him, greasy food in my belly everyone wins.

Boba tea without a straw is just not Boba Tea. However I will happily follow you around and take your straws because I love a straw.

My husband...repeatedly. He loves it so much, if they ever introduce a season ticket model like at Six Flags I will have to leave him to escape the madness. We go on average 2-3 times a year. It’s a lot.

The pink coat and hat. I covet them so much.

Milo said in an interview in the first season the mustache is his and then they add the beard or gaotee when needed for the decade. Now I think we’re going to get at least one episode this season of him serving in Vietnam (and expanding on his brother) and he’s distinctly clean-shaven then.

I’ve been doing weight watchers for about a month now. That was the equivalent of a Dear Penthouse letter for me that sounded so good.

Okay explain to me how we don’t have a procedural about the FBI Art Crime Unit. All super posh crimes in fabulous places. Our main character was raised by super fancy art and jewelry smugglers and raised in a crazy jet set life.

My husband and I used to each write a check for rent every month in our old place, and maybe an odd extra one throughout the year. He ran out of checks and it was a pain in the ass with the rent since I’d have to write a check then deposit the money order he’d give me. I begged him get a new checkbook. He ordered 5.…