Oh man one girl still believed in Santa when we were in 5th grade, her parents were keeping her super naive about the world. Her parents were super livid when collectively everyone else decided enough was enough and she needed to know.

There’s a stand up on Netflix Cristela Alonzo, she said her mother would declare that she was Santa Claus, because she wasn’t going to let a white man take credit for the gifts.

My Jehovah’s Witness grandmother would swear up and down the money left in her part of the house for us, was left by Santa. In case her JW friends found out I guess?

No i grew up solidly middle-class (some years better than others) and my parents did the same. I stopped believing in Santa at 5, but then when my brother was little, and I was a teenager we had to do Santa again. I pointed out to my mom that she and Santa should have different wrapping paper if she didn’t want to…

Don’t forget Poor Bobby.

So she’s shaking her keys in front of their face? Because that’s the level of engagement you find in the average Fox News viewer.

That totally makes sense. This whole having to appeal to everyone including non-whites, and non-christians is really hard!

So is she going back into Fox News mode in hopes it will bring the ratings up?

I actually just started cackling at your derision at the am drunks.The rise of brunch is because of us AM drunks. I’m sorry your life isn’t fun anymore, and DINK’s are the coveted demo.

Why are you taking your child to a booze brunch instead of somewhere like you know an Ihop type place actually appropriate for them? No one actually wants you there, and I’m delighting in the fact that more and more places are banning children. Bonus less and less “cool” moms and their indignation at not being wanted.

For the record you hit Mommy comment Bingo! Congrats!

Okay poll of the parents: when you give Junior the tablet in a restaurant are you giving them headphones.

I remember that being full of wtf. I just youtubed it. Now I’m in an Oscars blackhole on YouTube. Darn you.

Oh Charlie is like OG scumbag. I thought some story about Martin Sheen came out that I hadn’t seen.

Yeah my youngest brother seems to be on the path of being an asshole but my parents are awesome, and my other brother and I are awesome so there’s only so much you can do.

For Sheen tell me we’re talking Charlie, I can’t handle Martin having a scandal today.

People don’t realize a lot of the interview is the hiring manager going “Dear God can I spend 40+ hours a week with this person”.

If you live in day trip distance to NYC, Chicago or LA they have an app that has a $10 ticket lottery. I won two tickets to the NY show last week and we sat front row.

I was trying to explain to my mother what “this new Ted Danson show is”. Explaining the Good Place I realize is very simiar to explaining a fever dream you had.

I guess since she was born with it, she doesn’t know any better, but I think I would drive myself mad if I couldn’t have the ability to forget people and places that were terrible.