Lol until you’re serving guests Green Tea slushie instead of a regular drink.

Right! It’s at best a better version of catering hall food when it’s 3 different things so they can put it out as fast as possible.

You’d love my fridge, I actually can’t keep water near the wall or it gets frozen over.

Right at this moment, I’d say whatever organization can do the most good for the people in Flint right now. Though maybe a piece for Planned Parenthood.

Do people not realize the food is generally not as good at whatever restaurant simply because the kitchen is just desperately trying to keep up?

Lol I pretty much posted the same thing 3 years ago this month. If it feels right, time is arbitrary. Though you will get a lot of pearl-clutchers “You’ve known each other less than a year!?” Geekboy and I moved in together after 5 months, don’t sign a crazy long lease, and do have a back-up plan and a what-if plan?…

I literally had the same realization like a year or so into her playing both roles simultaneously, and I watched both shows from the beginning. I actually a friend pointed it out and I had to go to YouTube to verify like right there in the middle of where we were eating. Which made me realize

The Quick-Check is now my place of coffee and snacks.

My BFF and I’ve been friends since we were 6, she got married and got pregnant within the first few months of marriage. For a few months she was like “You need to do this too!!” Me: “Why” Her: “...We do everything together”. Yeah that’s not a good enough reason.

My bf and I are child-free and don’t really care for children. I however realize certain societal niceties are expected and can fake my way through pretty easily. He sees it as being dishonest, and I’m like yeah but I’ve moved on and am enjoying a nice drink with people while you’re stuck defending yourself. Also…

We actually won a case of Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts when I was a kid. My mom was more of the keep some treats in the house to teach us moderation. Granted they would be gone right away but I love both a good salad or cereal for dinner. I just hate cooking.

In college you could tell who had “that” mom growing up. Easy tell-tale sign in the Dining Hall...the cereal bar. People freaked the hell out at being able to have ALL the cereal and would have it non-stop for the first few days. Though seriously cookie crisp is really just cookies and milk for a meal.

I was in college, and my brothers were 6 and 11 and my live in grandmother said “We need another baby. Just have it and go back to work, after that I’ll take care of her. Because the next one should be a girl.” My grandmother saw 0 flaws with this plan.

30 years old and never pumped my own gas #jerseygirl4life. In reality though I’m like the worst driver so friends or boyfriends usually drive when we cross the borders.

If OITNB has this happen on their next season, you deserve a story credit.

I’m the same way I need it to be chilly when I sleep. Then blankets. I open windows in December and I live in the NE. Geekboy is not pleased.

My mother’s family swears you dress a baby warmer than yourself. Cut to wee Geekgirl hot and cranky.

Geekboy’s sister got this talk from her doctor at 45. When she was 2 months pregnant. One in college, one in 11th grade, one in pre-k at her house. I feel so bad they love the baby but they’re just so not present like it’s all about the older boys andhardly even play with her.

At the call-center I had a coworker who did a great Kevin from the The Office impression and would take entire calls like him.

In my mind you two work in the same office because I would love to find an IRL friend/coworker on the Gawkerverse.