I had no idea she was this qualified to be President.

They’re nerds. I am sure this isn’t the first time they’ve Photoshopped a woman into a picture with them.

We are about to eat our candidates again.

All of my fractions are declarative.

#divorce2019

“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”

Cachet?

I was wondering what I would do with the last two hour of my shift. The answer is smang that F5 button for some nuanced discourse about intellectual property, black culture, and artistic liscence from the foremost experts in the field: Gamers.

It’s 2018 bitch we all big.

Ohh come on man this is so obviously fiction 

My wife read that story about the little hole in the wall to me, and now we have resolved that when our daughter moves out on her home, we are going to buy her the biggest dog available. We are going to find a dog that could eat a Volkswagen and it is going to be her roommate. 

About a year ago, I was dealing with the very tragic loss of my parents and distracting myself with Netflix and Tinder. Matched with a guy who had a shirtless mirror selfie - usually a hard pass for me, but he seemed sweet so I talked to him. I had hurt my back and was home in bed for 4-5 days and he said he was home…

I never post so I don’t know if anyone will see this but, a few weeks ago, I came home to this. That is not my hand.

Harron is my #girlcrusheverydamnday. So happy to have her at Jezelbel too!

can i still cat call dogs i see on the street by just yelling the name of their breed from 2 blocks away?

France: “Bonjour, Italy, you sexy boot”

She’s actually closing it because of a very legitimate and very important lawsuit from the serving staff. They said the majority of the income of the restaurant was from special events like premieres and private parties, for which a mandatory 22% service charge was levied. And not one cent of that found its way to the…

Sure it does, Herr Oral Wank.

without resorting to gendered slurs

Watched it, was surprised how much I enjoyed it (at least for someone like me), but I really am expecting some twists* at least before the (now unfortunately obligatory) mid-season finale. Also, along with the three leads, I really liked the next door neighbor with her silent soul mate who, in her own way, is trying…