@Blackti3: I won't ask what you guys weigh.

@spline9: eeeww, al dente rice, that' s just not right.

@grigori: They are selling xmas cards in shops already... so yeah it seems it's about the right time for april fools, sigh.

@something_unique_and_descripti...: The rice at the supermarket takes about 8 minutes to cook, and I've spoken to experts and they say internet can survive with you not being there for 8 minutes.

@RutgerHauer: Who needs warm rice at random points of the day? Normally you eat at a fixed time, especially the main course, which rice it isn't it?

@thefingerofgod: You are talking rubbish, if the rice changes so much then you'd have to find the setting and water amount for the rice cooker too, it would not make any difference between normal and a dedicated rice cooker both would require the right amount of water and cooking time.

@HPe: Indeed.

Did any of you ever try some cotton balls with some alcohol to clean it? I mean that should remove grease but I'm not sure how a trackpad surface likes it, although I'd expect it was well laminated and would be fine.

@JohnnyricoMC: Or use a girl and hold her while she does it.

@DarwinSurvivor: So that professional housecleaner did not use gloves? Somehow that doesn't sound too professional.

@ibelli: I'd go with liquid disihwater detergent, it's less damaging and doesn't leave as much residue.

@coasttech: Replace a pad each time there's some grease on it? Ha

@xaqofalltrades: Erm, I don't quite get the concept of number 4, you mean you put a cold thing on the HD?

@ECAsh: Yeah and now try to connect 6 devices to a parallel system, oh wait you can't.. well on paper then, anything using full speed divided by 6 is 1/6th as fast, duh.

@tomascruz: I'm sure if you are in his camp and/or don't rock the boat all is jolly, but if you are destroyed because some rich guy and/or some spook doesn't like you or you are inconvenient in their way then I bet you'd feel less enthusiastic.

@sip | bearstronaut: In europe bacon in pancakes is very common.

@NjMatt: "Notice that there is an extra eight, but upside down. It is the one with the wire sticking out. That one was used as a wire, and did not light up."

@stifflittlefinger: mcdonalds food is only bad if you eat way too much of it and eat it exclusively, and are so lazy that you can't even get out of your car to buy it.

FARC isn't worse than the government and the US spooks empowering and assisting them.

@eediebax: I was thinking the same, so I agree completely.